After talking about the apocalypse in another thread I suddenly felt the need to grief a civilization. I tried a couple different servers looking for the perfect city. Then I tried the Japanese servers. I hit the jackpot on the first one. They were the most advanced japanese civilization I have seen yet. They had everything just shy of building walls and oddly enough no weapons. It was like they were asking me to come and kill them. Look, Im getting ahead of myself. I was born to an eve, one of many in this town. I was her last and one surviving child. I was dropped off at the nursery desert. There were 5 other children and 2 caretakers. When I grew up I went exploring. Once I was familiar with the terrain I went to find iron. I brought back 2 baskets full and tried to forge to pass the time. This turned out to be pointless as there were 3 or 4 people fumbling around with everything. Trying to figure out how the forge worked. That was when I realized this place was way overcrowded. Good thing I showed up. First I jumped in and finished someone’s backpack and took it. Next I went to the next green biome over and made a bow and 4 arrows. I hid the bow behind a tree just south of town and a basket of arrows to the east. I grabbed a pie just after it was made and put it in my backpack and hid 4 omelette behind strategically located trees. With everything in place I was time to get to work.
Phase 1: Operation Stone Age
I ran around and took random tools. First I took the shovel and buried all the bones to brake the shovel. Then I went to the forge and filled my backpack with anything that would fit. After 3 trips I came back to people asking “who took the tools?”. I told them that “kid took tools west” in reality the tools were only 15 tiles east of the forge. I hid the froe, adaze and 3 hoes to the south. When I found the axe, I thought of the most evil plan ever. Ill chop down all the maple trees. I indiscriminately cut down about 30 maple trees before the axe broke. By this time I had just turned 40. Operation Stone Age was a success.
Phase 2 Operation Fish Barrel
I went around and checked that all of my supplies were in place then went to scope out the town. I needed to see who if anyone was armed. Out of more than 15 inhabitants this city was only protected by a single bow and arrow. I took the bow and killed the blacksmiths apprentice. Cue the expletives and “why”s in both languages. I know a little japanese. I ran off to the west with my bloody bow stopping only once on the edge of the desert to reset my temperature. After I had recovered from combat stress. I ate a couple berries, reloaded my bow and headed east. I stood by the forge and waited. A couple people passed by without stopping. I let them pass. Then someone was dumb enough to stand next to me. I shot him immediately. I went to the east this time as I was aware of my aging body. I would only survive 2 more kills. So I went to town one last time with 3 arrows, a bow, a half a pie and the knowledge about some omelettes. I walked through the berry fields and again waited. My son came up and started eating. I waited for him to eat then I shot him. The usual questions were asked, but this time I didn’t leave. I walked over to the same spot in the desert that my mom had placed me in. There I watched people surround me. They had a plan. They put carrots all around me and waited for me to pick one up. So they could take the bow. I watched a kid try and help by bringing arrows and setting them down nearby. He produced 2 arrows. When the combat stress wore off. I quickly ran over and grabbed an arrow and shot the kid who brought it. Everyone just stood there in awe as I walked back to my spot in the desert. I spent the rest of my life watching them panic and run around trying desperately to finish their bow. Operation Fish Barrel was a success.